Barbecue... It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.
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The woman goes to the store.
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The woman fixes the salad, vegetables and dessert.
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The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, drinking a beer.
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The man places the meat on the grill.
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The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.
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The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
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The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
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The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
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After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
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The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off", andupon seeing her annoyed reaction concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
